Is the Richland County Council an elected governing physique or actuality present?
I need to say that he leans towards the latter. And I apologize to actuality reveals. In any case, they’re imagined to be embarrassing.
Whereas the County Council is just not imagined to be embarrassing, it’s now clearly prepared for the truth present.
Here’s a preview of the plot, from a Put up and Mail story on January 9:
"The native officers who run the county of the capital of South Carolina are, once more, caught within the controversy."
How? Extra of the story:
"Latest public arguments amongst members of the Richland County Council have included: compensation of practically $ 1 million paid to a dismissed administrator, roughly $ 41 million in dollars of badly spent taxes and a $ 144 county enchancment undertaking tens of millions".
However that waste of taxpayer cash may be very boring. Let's heat issues up with this little bit of historical past info:
"The newest accusations: Council members accepted sexual favors in a strip membership."
That tingling got here from Dalhi Myers, the council member who appears inclined to hell for reality and justice. Or revenge. Or one thing. From the story:
"In a memo final week, Councilwoman Dalhi Myers held the dismissal [of former county administrator Gerald Seals] It was a reprisal, no less than partly, for Seals' request for a legal investigation into allegations that a number of council members, whom he didn’t appoint, exchanged votes for sexual favors of "unique dancers."
However perhaps it's probably not that unhealthy. I imply, Diamond and his pals at Platinum Plus stated, in a letter obtained by The Mail and the Mail, that "just one member of the council accepted" free companies "as a part of an settlement". Just one!
By the best way, the story additionally gave an concept of how Myers takes care of taxpayers. Or it doesn’t. Or one thing.
Evidently Myers and Sels have been texting the day they reached their settlement with the county. Subsequently, the judicial displays revealed these textual content messages, by which she suggested him: "Don’t counteract the small or cheap. Go massive."
Now there’s a buddy of the taxpayer. Particularly the baby.
All this made me suppose: if the antics and the outcomes of the County Council and its work appeared in a actuality tv sequence, what title ought to they undertake from a previous program?
The very first thing that involves thoughts is Survivor. And if we're fortunate, members of the Richland County Council will quickly be despatched to a distant space of the Congaree Swamp, divided into two groups and deserted to see who can emerge victorious on the Congaree Nationwide Park customer heart.
And I might wager on Dalhi Myers. After studying that scorching letter he wrote to council members about President Paul Livingston, it’s clear that she is a lady to contemplate. Or hidden from. Or one thing.
As another choice, the RCC actuality present might take the title Congaree shore, in honor of the gang of Jersey coast. Readers can determine for themselves which council members greatest emulate the characters of Snooki, JWOWW and Pauly D.
However I'm calling Mike "The Scenario" Sorrentino: it needs to be Jim "The Scenario" Manning.
We’ll miss that magnificent mane when Manning resigns later this 12 months. And kidding, we are going to miss Manning, as he has been among the best and most considerate members of the Council for greater than a decade.
Or perhaps Chef Gordon Ramsay might be part of the elected officers of Richland in a cut up of Hell's Kitchen, be referred to as Hell council.
However a Mashed article I discovered about that program might point out issues for the recommendation model:
If there’s something in life that Gordon Ramsay doesn’t endure, they’re dumb and undercooked scallops.
Nicely, no less than the Richland County Council doesn't have undercooked scallops.
Fisher is president of Fisher Communications, an promoting and public relations firm of Columbia. He’s energetic in native affairs associated to the humanities, conservation, enterprise and politics. Tell us what you suppose: e mail firstname.lastname@example.org.